[1]
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

[2]
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you’re my favorite work of art

[3]
Is your Figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

[4]
But don’t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is Valentines day